Beers Of The World- Folkie’s 7/9

PreRace:

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Rome
2) Cash
3) Perry Como
4) Hippocrates
5) Ace Of Spades

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Brandy

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell


Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- Super Folkie, the House Crab

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #22 Swits- Goondock Saints Racing (GSR)
3) Winner- #17 Faq Her. No. You Faq Her, You Brought Her- GSR
4) Winner- #88 The Shocker- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
5) Winner- #69 Swalls- GSR
6) Winner- #53 Richard Berkin- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)
7) Winner- #4 Oliver Twist. I Love Good Dickens- Crabby Old Farts (COF)
8) Winner- #Bat Crab- Fuzzy Douchecicle- Josh

Halftime:
Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #55 Bass My Ass- Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing (TBS)

Halftime Entries:
Not Tonite

10) Winner- #3 Caligula- GSR
11) Winner- #75 I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs. But I Only Counted Twenty-three- COF

The Wave

12) Winner- #33 Blonde At Both Ends- TBS
13) Winner- #41 Hot Rod- Dave
14) Winner- #01 How About Sixty-eight And I’ll Owe You One- FSR
15) Winner- #37 Pimp Daddy- FSR
16) Winner- #64 Fukodome? No, Fukodomu- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- Super Folkie, the House Crab
2) Winner- #01 How About Sixty-eight And I’ll Owe You One- Facial Shot Racing
3) Winner- #17 Faq Her. No. You Faq Her, You Brought Her- Goondock Saints Racing
4) Winner- #88 The Shocker- Facial Shot Racing

Outstanding Individuals:
Behind The Bar- Nelia
In The Kitchen- Thursday Night Shane
On The Tarmac, SERVING US ALL!!!- Rhonda
Your Hosts- Steve and Darnell Schrader

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #17 Faq Her. No. You Faq Her, You Brought Her- Goondock Saints Racing
Third Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- Super Folkie, the House Crab
Second Place- $20 worth of Folkie’s Bucks (The Next Best Thing To Free)- #88 The Shocker- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $60 worth of Folkie’s Bucks (Mega Dittos)- #01 How About Sixty-eight And I’ll Owe You One- Facial Shot Racing

Time:
Minus Seven

A wonderful evening of Racing under the stars. A ginormous crowd on hand as all the Teams invoked the Powell Doctrine. Overwhelming force was borne out, with 13 of 15 winners and 3 of 4 Semifinalists being Affiliated Crabs.

Supe announced his presence with authority in Race One. Messed around and had a Run Off to get to the Finals and then lollygags his way to Third Place. Apparently the Second Fastest Crab In The World (#51) doesn’t do Wednesdays, as he took the night off.

Sorry about the old links (although the link for the Flagholder is pretty fair), kind of a rush job tonite. Headed for Puerto dos Gatos in the morning and then to Crabsville USA tomorrow night. Crabs return to the Friendly Confines on July 23rd when we’ll have Brickyard Crab Racing. Until then, he’s Sonny Starr!

Ciao for nao
j

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