Rules To Live With And Abide By
Trivia Answers:
1) Hiawatha
2) Great Britain
3) Welcome Back Kotter
4) In The Shade
5) New York
National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Christina
They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell
Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #97 Fack Her. No, You Fack Her, You Brought Her. Goondock Saints Racing (GSR)
Starting Lineup
2) Winner- #I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted 23- Crabby Old Farts (COF)
3) Winner- #85 Andrea’s Dream- Chris
4) Winner- #55 Harry Clidtlikker- COF
5) Winner- #52 Poke Her In The Ear So She Can Hear You Coming- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
6) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
7) Winner- #45 Lick MY NUTS!!!- FSR
8) Winner- #7 Cock Block- GSR
Halftime:
Some of this.
Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #21 I’m Only Four Inches But Some Girls Like It That Thick- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)
Halftime Entries:
A Couple
10) Winner- #0 Silly Shit- FSR
11) Winner- #26 Hey Rhonda, GET ME A BEER!!!- FSR
The Wave
12) Winner- #17 Butt Cheeks- GSR13) Winner- #3 Caligula- GSR
14) Winner- #44 Facks Like A Champ- FSR
15) Winner- #87 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married. THAT LYIN’ BITCH!!!- FF
16) Winner- #25 The Shocker. You Know The Drill- GSR
Goodbye Losers:
Semifinals:
1) Winner- #97 Fack Her. No, You Fack Her, You Brought Her. Goondock Saints Racing
2) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
3) Winner- #26 Hey Rhonda, GET ME A BEER!!!- Facial Shot Racing
4) Winner- #17 Butt Cheeks- Goondock Saints Racing
Finals
Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #26 Hey Rhonda, GET ME A BEER!!!- Facial Shot Racing
Third Place- T-Shirt- #17 Butt Cheeks- Goondock Saints Racing
Second Place- $20- #97 Fack Her. No, You Fack Her, You Brought Her. Goondock Saints Racing
First Place- $30- Super Folkie, The House Crab
Time:
Minus Six
Supe takes it again. He’ll return on June the 11th when First Place will be worth $90 (that’s a whole bunch of rounds!). Get here early for the bestest Crabs.
Ciao for nao
j