Space Crab Racing- Folkie’s 5/28

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Hiawatha
2) Great Britain
3) Welcome Back Kotter
4) In The Shade
5) New York

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Christina

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries
First Half:

1) Winner- #97 Fack Her. No, You Fack Her, You Brought Her. Goondock Saints Racing (GSR)

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #I Thought I Had A Case Of The Crabs, But I Only Counted 23- Crabby Old Farts (COF)
3) Winner- #85 Andrea’s Dream- Chris
4) Winner- #55 Harry Clidtlikker- COF
5) Winner- #52 Poke Her In The Ear So She Can Hear You Coming- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
6) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
7) Winner- #45 Lick MY NUTS!!!- FSR
8) Winner- #7 Cock Block- GSR

Halftime:
Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #21 I’m Only Four Inches But Some Girls Like It That Thick- Folkie’s Fockers (FF)

Halftime Entries:
A Couple

10) Winner- #0 Silly Shit- FSR
11) Winner- #26 Hey Rhonda, GET ME A BEER!!!- FSR

The Wave

12) Winner- #17 Butt Cheeks- GSR13) Winner- #3 Caligula- GSR
14) Winner- #44 Facks Like A Champ- FSR
15) Winner- #87 She Told Me She Wasn’t Married. THAT LYIN’ BITCH!!!- FF
16) Winner- #25 The Shocker. You Know The Drill- GSR

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #97 Fack Her. No, You Fack Her, You Brought Her. Goondock Saints Racing
2) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
3) Winner- #26 Hey Rhonda, GET ME A BEER!!!- Facial Shot Racing
4) Winner- #17 Butt Cheeks- Goondock Saints Racing

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #26 Hey Rhonda, GET ME A BEER!!!- Facial Shot Racing
Third Place- T-Shirt- #17 Butt Cheeks- Goondock Saints Racing
Second Place- $20- #97 Fack Her. No, You Fack Her, You Brought Her. Goondock Saints Racing
First Place- $30- Super Folkie, The House Crab

Time:
Minus Six

Supe takes it again. He’ll return on June the 11th when First Place will be worth $90 (that’s a whole bunch of rounds!). Get here early for the bestest Crabs.

Ciao for nao
j

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