Crab Racing USA Christmas Spectacular- Hoagland 12/7

Chimichanga Cheesy Burrito!
Greetings from Casa dos Gatos! Another wonderful evening in the ever widening world of Professional Racing Crabs. The Chainsaw Sisters Racing Team takes a little road trip tonite to the bright lights of Hoagland Indiana. Whitasita and I make the trek to the Three Kings Restaurant for a little dinner and a little warm up race before the Winter Season opens on the 12th in Marion.


Got there with some time to spare so we grabbed a couple of stools at the bar to get a bite to eat. I went for the Fish’n Chips (sans the malt vinegar) and Whita decided on the Prime Rib Sandwich, which was enthusiastically endorsed by the gentleman to my immediate right.

Standing room crowd and a Sellout, not a Natural, but hardly anything is anymore. Eight o’clock start. I imagine that gives the families on the other side of the restaurant time to clear out. Mike made it. I believe he’s the oldest known surviving Crab Racer in competition (which sounds really bad, but he’s not that old). Greg, Nancy, Danni, Susan, Sarah, Sheryl, and Jason make up Race Row, although Race Row at the Three Kings is more of a concept, than a finite thing and the people at the table seemed come and go through the evening. Dave’s your Crab racing Host, Becky’s your Bartender, and Jill’s on the floor (SERVING US ALL!). LIVE! FROM HOAGLAND IT’S-

Crab Racing USA Christmas Spectacular

PreRace:
Some of this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And there’s always this.

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Mary Hartman
2) Honolulu
3) Colonel Henry Blake
4) Sam Houston
5) Pinkerton Agency

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Nancy

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries
First Half:
1) Winner- #52 Bill- Danni

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #93 Pokey- Greg
3) Winner- #47 Scooter- Tammy
4) Winner- #84 Elmer Tightass Fudd- Gigglegirl
5) Winner- #48 Super Trucker- Dave
6) Winner- #85 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing (CSR)
7) Winner- #3 Buddy- Dana
8) Winner- #9 Beast- Susan

Halftime:
Some of this. Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #76 Louie- Jolena

Halftime Entries:
Nope

10) Winner- #22 Brutus- Crystal
11) Winner- #71 Big Red One- Doug

The Wave

12) Winner- #46 Pinky- Becky13) Winner- #37 Dorque- Dave
14) Winner- #62 Hi, My Name Is Sonny And I’m Buying The House A Round- Dave
15) Winner- #12 Blue Meanie- Sarah
16) Winner- #45 Drunk- Kevin

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #37 Dorque- Dave
2) Winner- #85 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
3) Winner- #12 Blue Meanie- Sarah
4) Winner- #9 Beast- Susan

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #37 Dorque- Dave
Third Place- $10- #9 Beast- Susan
Second Place- $15- #85 What Happens In The Aquarium Stays In The Aquarium- Chainsaw Sisters Racing
First Place- $25- #12 Blue Meanie- Sarah

Time:
Minus Ten

Susan puts on her #9 hat and steals third. Whita covers the tab with Second and Sarah’s Crab lays around until race 15 and takes the whole deal. Very fast Crabs tonite, posting a blazing Minus Ten. All in all a great evening of racing .

Crab racing returns to Hoagland on January 11th. Sign up’s at eight and the Crabs are on the Table at eight-thirty. See you there!

j

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