Baseball Crab Racing

Hoy Hoy!
Good evening from Casa dos Gatos!

Racing al fresco at Folkie’s tonite. Huge crowd, another Natural Sellout. Giant tables full of teams and racers. Facial Shot in the Northeast Quadrant. Twisted Fister shared the South Annex with The Original Sarah, Steve, and Darnell. A very enthusiastic group from Dollar General calling themselves “Tighter Than A Banjo String Racing” filled the middle. Race row had some familiar faces- Jim and Brenda and Anna and Jay, some semi-familiar, Amy and Mike and Julia and Adam (the Original G-G-G-Unit). Rob behind the bar, Nelia in the kitchen, Rhonda on the floor, and me? Well put me in Coach, because it’s-

Baseball Crab Racing

PreRace:

Trivia Answers:
1) Ted Baxter- Jagermeister Love Leash
2) Paul Drake– Clapper
3) Ivory- Frisbee
4) John F Kennedy- Koozie
5) Bill ha-
Take Five

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flagholder- Paulette- Lightning Loser

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Intro:

Preliminaries

First Half:
1)Winner- #29 Phil McCracken– Twisted Fister?- Keychain

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #64 Auggie- Brenda- Screen Sweeper
3) Winner- #77 She Said Lay Me Flat And Fack Me Good, So I Shot Her In The Head And Cashed In Her Life Insurance- Jim- Keychain
4) Winner- #80 You’ve Got The Whitest Teeth I’ve Ever Come Across- Jay- Keychain
5) Winner- #93 Blue Eyes- Anna- Pen
6) Winner- RECEIVES NO PRIZE!!!- Super Folkie

Seventh Inning Stretch

7) Winner- – #50 Long Shot- Twisted Fister Racing (TFR)- Potted Meat
8) Winner- #79 Facks Like A Champ- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)- Koozie

Halftime:

Second Half:
9) Winner- #71 The Crab With The Galloping Gonads- TFR- Energy Drink

Halftime Entries:
Nope

10) Winner- #45 Bart- Lea- Keychain
11) Winner- #73 My Little Slut- FSR- Pen
12) Winner- #96 Willie B Hardigan- FSR- Love Leash
13) Winner- #60 Albert- Adam- Pen
14) Winner- #5 Big Stick, Always A Home Run-TFR – Keychain
15) Winner- #14 Nacho Night- FSR- Energy Drink
16) Winner- #67 The Bitch Is Back- TFR

Goodbye Losers:

Bob & Tom Semifinals:
1) Winner- #93 Blue Eyes- Anna
2) Winner- #5 Big Stick, Always A Home Run-TFR
3) Winner- #77 She Said Lay Me Flat And Fack Me Good, So I Shot Her In The Head And Cashed In Her Life Insurance- Jim
4) Winner- #80 You’ve Got The Whitest Teeth I’ve Ever Come Across- Jay

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #80 You’ve Got The Whitest Teeth I’ve Ever Come Across- Jay
Third Place- T-Shirt- #5 Big Stick, Always A Home Run-Twisted Fister Racing
Second Place- $20- #93 Blue Eyes– Anna
First Place- $30- #77 She Said Lay Me Flat And Fack Me Good, So I Shot Her In The Head And Cashed In Her Life Insurance- Jim

Time:
Minus Nine

There you have it. The Crabs loved the warm temps and threw down a Minus Nine. In the words of Yoda, “Hauling shell they were”. I talked to Jim earlier in the day and he wasn’t sure he was going to show up. Looks like he made a wise choice. Anna gets second and Jay gets fourth, and the Fisters sneak in there for third. Very spirited crowd. Excellent energy.

We had talked about the Dorothys not playing on the 23rd, and maybe going to Elkhart from Puerto dos Gatos. I’m reminded that His Dougness will be celebrating his 50th with a Luau that day. So we’ll have to save the Rainbo Lounge for another weekend.

Montpelier on Friday. Hope you can make it. Should be a great time.

I’ll catch you later, and in the words of Madeline Kahn– “If it’s Wednesday, it’s wacing.

Ciao for nao
j

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